Justin Bieber….Teen heart throb….R&B Sensation…… Every barbers nightmare. Where do his sideburns start and end? Are his eyebrows connected to his bangs? Is he the love child of Lloyd Christmas and Ellen DeGeneres?
The fact of the matter is millions of teens, mothers and gay men will flock to stadiums and arenas around the country this summer to watch this little hair-pie perform.
It started with New Kids on the Block and Snow. White boys with zero rhythm that confirmed the theory that white men can’t dance (or jump). Since then Eminem and Justin Timberlake have been accepted into the hip-hop world and salvaged the idea that some white people do have rhythm. Justin, don’t reverse the last 5 years of progress. If you mess this one up we will tell everyone your Canadian and not officially one of us, so it doesn’t count.
Enjoy the ride you little wigger, cause as soon as you hit puberty and your testes drop, all the love will come to a screeching (no pun intended) hault. We will trade you back to Canada for a case of maple syrup and a sixer of Labatt's Blue, before you can say "what's that all aboot?"
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