Turd Burglar

Wisconsin man accused of trying to steal dirty diapers gets 30 months probation

Published June 05, 2010

| Associated Press

STEVENS POINT, Wis. (AP) — An Amherst man accused of trying to steal dirty diapers from a home has been sentenced to 30 months of probation. Dillon Makuski, 20, was convicted of possession of burglary tools. The Stevens Point Journal reports Makuski also must serve 200 hours of community service and undergo a psycho-sexual examination.

Makuski was detained by the homeowner after entering an Amherst home last September. A Portage County sheriff's deputy found six dirty diapers in Makuski's pockets.

The complaint said Makuski entered the house because he likes to wear diapers and thought there might be some in the house.

According to the complaint, when asked whether he intended to steal dirty diapers, Makuski said "yes."

-Stealing dirty diapers? Man, that's a shitty thing to do.

-This story raises a hole mess of questions (get it "hole mess")

1. Why would the homeowner complain? Isn't he doing you a favor by getting the stink out of your house?

2. How does a 20 year old fit into a diaper?

3. Why does this stuff only happen in the mid-west?

4. (a question from my Ugandan friend in the video below) Does he eat the poo poo?

-Before I forget, the last line in this story is journalism at it's finest.