One of my favorite past times is people watching (P.W.) and Summer is the season for some of the finest people watching our country has to offer. It's the rawest form of reality TV. Some of my favorite places to P.W. are beach boardwalks, amusement parks and the gym. I go to the gym to watch Sportscenter and laugh at all the turbos, not to pop zits on my back and stare at myself in a mirror while curling. Sometimes I people watch just to remind myself that I am normal. Sometimes I people watch with dark glasses on so the people (a.k.a. cougars and young nuggets) I'm watching can't tell I'm looking at them. This is also know as stalking. The Holy Grail of people watching is a window seat at a bar near a major walkway. This can quickly turn interactive as the heckling is sure to follow my 4th glass of whiskey. Considering the amount of time I spend people watching (OK drinking) I figured I should share some of the amazing things I witness with you. Each week I will post a list of all the amazing things I see for you to envision and enjoy.
Here's a quick preview...
Yesterday I saw an overweight Pakistani man wearing a Tapout hat. Not sure what's better, seeing an overweight middle eastern guy or the fact that this beer bellied, middle eastern gangster, rocks a flat bill. Maybe he didn't even know what the bill was. After all, this is probably the first hat he's ever owned with a bill. Turbans don't have bills. The kicker was his wife and her Def Leppard beanie.
Keep an eye out for my weekly PWPs (People Watching Posts) in the weeks to come.
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