Time to Do Work SUN

In recognition of the NBA Finals I would like to nominate a former NBA player and current broadcaster to the list of worst tattoos ever (Ink that Stinks).

This tattoo is the male equivalent of a tramp stamp. It's bad enough it's around your belly, but a sun? I hear he's a fan of Rob & Big. Maybe he got this tattoo so he can look down when he wakes up in the morning and say "It's Time to Do Work Sun."

I know Reggie has a home near the beach in Malibu, where this photo was taken. I picture him cruising down the coast, shirtless, top down on his convertible PT Cruiser, blasting Cheryl Crow..."I'm gonna soak up the sun". Not sure what's worse, your tat or the limp wristed walk like an Egyptian strut in this picture.

Reggie's sister, Cheryl Miller, is also a former pro basketball player and current NBA broadcaster, but she has always been a little more manly than Reggie. Actually, she's a little more manly than most men. I wonder if she has a tattoo across her upper back of a hawk carrying a dead pig.

In the event you have decided you must have a tattoo in the area around your belly button, I would like to offer up some ideas for some less feminine designs that would work perfectly in that space.

1. A picture of your sister
2. Elmo
3. The word "MoM" with your belly button as the "o"
4. Baby Garter snake
5. Uranus

Better yet, just put in a belly button ring with a solar powered blinking light that is only on during the daytime.

I really hope you look at this list and it hits you that your tattoo is even gayer than number 1-5

Sweet Jesus Reggie! It's time to man up. As a member of the Ink that Stinks club, I am offering to pay for the laser removal of your tattoo. If you decide you can't live without your tat, then my offer will change to a new tattoo of a bull's eye around your ass.