One Eyed Pickle Hunter

Repeat Offender Gets Life in Jail After Mississippi Bra Theft

Published June 25, 2010

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June 23: Darnell Wilson was arrested after shoplifting bras from a Mississippi store.

The theft of bras from a local department store was enough for a judge in Mississippi to put a habitual criminal from a neighboring state behind bars -- for life, MyFoxMemphis.com reported.

Miss. police were called after a Kohl’s store employee caught Darnell Wilson stuffing clothes into a garbage bag. Wilson reportedly said the stolen clothes, including bras, were going to be used for his job in Memphis.

"He explained that he was a prostitute – a transvestite prostitute," said Desoto County District Attorney Smithe Murphey.

This wasn’t Wilson’s first run-in with the law. He has a long criminal history, including 18 arrests involving charges for aggravated robbery, kidnapping, and sexual battery in Tennessee, MyFoxMemphis reported.

Murphey used Mississippi’s strict habitual offender law, which allows prosecutors to combine Mississippi felony arrests with those in other states to define the accused as a habitual offender, to put Wilson behind bars for three consecutive life sentences.

"Each community sets their standards," said Murphey. "And we have standards that we're not going to tolerate 18 time convicted felons to keep walking around without any repercussions."

Wilson had led police in a car chase following the Kohl’s theft. They had to use spike strips to blow out his car tires in order to stop and arrest him.

-He looks like a taller version of the midget from The Ghetto Boys...Bushwick Bill?

-Hey you toothless, drunk, horny old men in Mississippi...what's the going rate for a one-eyed tranny with receding corn rows?

-Wait until the boys at the Mississippi prison find out why he's serving 3 life terms. Stealing bras at Kohl's. Talk about being someone's little bitch, but maybe that was his plan from the beginning. Begs the question...is this punishment or a reward for Darnell?

-It's scary to think there's hooker buying pervs out there that probably think Darnell is just a really ugly bitch, until he can no longer keep his junk tucked. Talk about a shitty surprise. I wonder how many guys out there have hooked up with a tranny and never knew. Then there's those that were probably past the point of no return and just rolled with it..... ewww.....I just threw up in my mouth.

-Pirates are in. Put a parrot on his shoulder and cast him in a pirate porn. Pirates of the Caribbean IV... One Eyed Tranny and His Black Clam...Starring Orlando Poon.