Naked woman steals car, escapes police, steals cop car, gets tasered Two car chases, a totaled police cruiser and an extended foot pursuit of a naked woman through sagebrush finally ended with a Taser being used to subdue her.
No, it was not a typical call for the West Valley Police Department.
“A man was outside his vehicle on [State Road] 111 putting up home business signs when this woman pulled up next to him, got out of her vehicle, naked, and stole his car and drove off,” said West Valley City police Capt. Tom McLachlan.
Initially, the report was filed with police in neighboring West Jordan at about 5 a.m. Tuesday.
The man called 911, hopped behind the wheel of the woman’s abandoned car and gave chase, northbound on State Road 111 and into West Valley City. She left the highway and veered onto a dirt road leading into a field owned by Alliant Technologies, got stuck and then fled on foot into the brush.
West Valley police, assisted by Alliant security, scoured the rugged sagebrush and grasslands for their suspect, described as 5-foot-5, 120 to 130 pounds, thin and with reddish-brown hair.
“Of course, there was no clothing description available,” McLachlan said.
A West Valley officer soon spotted the woman hiding behind a bush, and as he approached, a second officer arrived in his squad car. She refused to surrender, and as the officers moved in she broke away — and hopped behind the wheel of the cruiser, speeding away in a cloud of dust and dragging the officers a short distance before they let go.
Neither officer was seriously hurt and the chase resumed, with the woman driving the police car through a fence gate and then hitting a dirt berm when she missed a curve. “She was airborne about 50 feet before crashing into another berm,” McLachlan said.
The woman, slightly bloodied, fled the ruined squad car and streaked into the weeds again, chased on foot by the two officers.
When she tried to double back toward the highway, at one point wriggling through a barbed wire fence, other officers were waiting for her.
“She was not obeying commands to stop, cease and desist, anything,” McLachlan said, adding an officer finally stunned her with his Taser when the woman appeared to be making another break.
-Finally, a schmuck promoting a home based business is the one getting ripped off. Let me guess, your making so much money working from home that you've decided to post signs along the freeway in B.F.E. to help others join your circle of wealth. I'll bet she earns more making license plates in the clink.
-Police got a chance to test the new model NPL3000 Taser gun. This gun was designed specifically for female suspects. It shoots two nipple clamps packed with 3000 volts of electricity. They were very happy with the performance until the naked suspect shit herself and they had to clean her up.
-Driving a car naked, and going airborne for 50 feet? Is she Evel Knievel's slutty niece?
-After all this she got out of the car and ran off, only to climb a barbed wire fence? Lady, do you know how much money you could be making as a coyote, helping Mexicans cross the border?
