Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot Associated Press
A Missouri man with $28.96 in his bank account won a $258 million Powerball jackpot, but says he hasn't decided yet if he'll quit his job at the convenience store where he bought the winning ticket.
Shaw said he had just $28.96 in his bank account and recently bought a 1998 Ford Ranger from a friend who agreed to let him pay off the $1,000 price $100 at a time. Now, he said, he no longer has to worry about how he'll pay his friend — or his utility bills.
I say Phillip Morris creates a thicker cigarette called the "double wide" and slaps one in that 2 toof gap. Then they can make this guy their official spokesperson in the Midwest. Kind of like the Dos Equis guy, only........
"He kills cockroaches with his armpits.....He parked two single wide mobile homes together to invent the first ever doublewide.....He can hold completely still while his 8 year old nephew shoots an Old Milwaukee can off his head.....He turned his front lawn into a parking space.....He taught celebrities how to dress as though they just climbed out of a dumpster.....When his two front teeth fell out he didn't buy a gold grill, he bought a shorter toothbrush......HE IS the white trashiest man in the world".
"I may not always smoke my cigarette between my double toof gap, but when I do... it's a Doublewide. Stay trashy my friends, stay trashy."
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