Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Time to clean up shop

Free Tools (Orange County)


Date: 2010-04-27, 8:09PM PDT
Reply to: sale-w4ch6-1713848538@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Looking for Tools? They are all over Orange County. Please come pick them up free of charge. They can be easily spotted by their spikey hair, orange skin and raised truck with nautical star stickers. In the event you are blind, you will still be able to spot them by the sound of their mating call...."Yo girl come spend the night with me and my mom will cook you breakfast tomorrow" or "I don't have a job, I'm training to fight in the UFC".

If they don't respond to "tool" you can try calling them by one of their other names..."D-bag", "Beefcake", "Donkey" or "Turbo".

Please come to Orange County and pick them up. You will need about 10 sixteen wheelers. They should be easy to lure towards the truck. Tell them you are not their to repo their c-class mercedes, you are starting a new mortgage company.

  • Location: Orange County
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