My little pony

Pint-Sized Pinto Born in New Hampshire May Be World's Smallest Horse

FOXNews.com

A diminutive horse born in New Hampshire could lay claim to the world record for lightweight foal.

The Union Leader reported Monday that the miniature stallion, named Einstein, weighed just 6 pounds and measured 14 inches in height when he was born Friday in Barnstead, N.H.

Those proportions fit a human baby just about right but are downright tiny for a horse, even a miniature breed like Einstein.

-In other news Verne Troyer has just entered this weekends Kentucky Derby.

-What are the odds on Verne getting drunk, taking off his clothes and pissing on the horse?

-They are still deciding whether to enter the horse into the race under the name "midget missile" or "min-e biscuit".