Paris Hilton's British Best Friend Why she's so popular, she doesn't need any more friends. But that isn't stopping socialite Paris Hilton from hosting this eight-episode series in which she picks her new British ``BFF'' from among a cast of 11 women and one man.
-Paris, do us all a favor and introduce them to the sonic care toothbrush.....and a tanning booth.
-Hey D-bags from Sunset Tan, now is your chance for a comeback. You can go over with Paris and help turn the Brits orange just like you did half of L.A.
-Just once can the one male competing not be a pickle hunter. I want to see some normal guy that is just trying to bang Paris the entire show. Or at least an Asian midget or something.
-Paris can you please also teach them how to groom. No one wants to see pale white legs with a huge winter bush at the top. Looks like they have buckwheat in a leg-lock.
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