The Sac is Half Full

Teenager Has Testicle Amputated After 'Tapping' Game

Friday, May 28, 2010

A Minnesota teenager had to have his testicle amputated after being punched in the groin by a classmate, KARE11.com reported Friday.

David Gibbons, 14, was changing classes in his Crosby, Minn. high school when he was attacked by another student playing a game called “sack tapping.”

David’s mother, Christy Gibbons, said it wasn’t until hours later that they realized something was wrong.

"One o'clock in the morning he woke me up and told me he was in excruciating pain," she said.

David was taken to St. Joseph's Hospital in Brainerd, Minn. where surgeons removed his right testicle.

And David is not the only student who has suffered the consequences of the “sack tapping” game.

"It's just gotten way out of control," said Dr. Scott Wheeler, a urologist in Brainerd, Minn. who says he performs three to four surgeries a year on boys with ruptured testicles and other complications as a result of “sack tapping.”

"All parents, you need to have this talk with your kids not to do it. It's lost its humor. It's not a game anymore. People get hurt," he added.

-Poor bastard, this is probably the first time he's ever busted a nut.

-Hey kid look at the bright side....when you finally lose your virginity, it will take you twice as long to bust a nut. Instead of 4 seconds you will now last 8 and be the man on campus. You will also be able to save money by purchasing smaller underwear, jockstraps and cups.....AND that girl in Science class with the really small mouth and braces is now easier to teabag.

-What will your nickname be at school....Twig and Berry? One ball wonder? Half-Sac? Just be glad your name isn't 2pac. He was shot in the groin and ended up with one nut.....1pac.

-You keep good company. You've joined a prestigous club that boasts the world's best athlete, the world's best rapper and the world's strongest man. Lance Armstrong, Tupac Shakur and Arnold Schwarzenegger....Unicycle, Uniballer and the beefcake who wore a Unitard. So don't look at it as though your sac is half empty....cause it is half full my friend.