Tanginas

I have an inside source that sent me the audio clip from this photo shoot. The following is the dialogue between the two just before this picture was taken.


D.O.L (douche on left)-"Dude, do I look orange?

D.O.R. (douche on right)- "A little but just be glad you don't have red hair to clash with your orange skin. I look like Danny Bonaducci's gay uncle.

D.O.L. - "Do you think we did enough curls before the shoot?"

D.O.R. - "Do what I do and put your thumbs in your pockets like this. It will make your arms look bigger."

D.O.L. - White belts were a good call bro. Makes our junk look bigger and draws attention to all my cool finger rings and watches.

D.O.R - Is it weird that we own tanning salons in the city and we have a desert landscape behind us?