Tanginas

I have an inside source that sent me the audio clip from this photo shoot. The following is the dialogue between the two just before this picture was taken.


D.O.L (douche on left)-"Dude, do I look orange?

D.O.R. (douche on right)- "A little but just be glad you don't have red hair to clash with your orange skin. I look like Danny Bonaducci's gay uncle.

D.O.L. - "Do you think we did enough curls before the shoot?"

D.O.R. - "Do what I do and put your thumbs in your pockets like this. It will make your arms look bigger."

D.O.L. - White belts were a good call bro. Makes our junk look bigger and draws attention to all my cool finger rings and watches.

D.O.R - Is it weird that we own tanning salons in the city and we have a desert landscape behind us?

TY-lights

OK, so it's hard to clown someone who is doing good for the community......but he's doing just as much harm to the environment with the amount of AquaNet hairspray he's spraying into those golden spikes. Not to mention supporting the Juarez Cartel by snorting an ounce of cocaine before each show. How long before this guy is spotted with Andy Dick in a back alley or on Dateline's "to catch a predator" show. Somethings just not right. I put the over/under at 2 months. Takers?

Is Sunset Tan looking for a third spikey haired pumpkin? I'm sure he would be open to wearing an affliction shirt.

W.U. Alert

This weeks washed up alert is for Dennis "The Worm" Rodman. How someone can go from a Carmen Electra banging, physical specimen and freak of nature defender and rebounder to an Ed Hardy wearing celebrity rehab patient is a total travesty. I hope that's a shot of Nyquil Dennis cause it's time for bed........nighty night.

SlutHound

They say dogs and their owners look alike. If that's the case Paris Hilton should own a slutty greyhound.

Jon and his 8 on a date?

Radaronline.com was the first to report that the 32 year-old Ed Hardy devotee is now dating 25-year-old Morgan Christie, with whom he was photographed at a ski resort.

Now Fox411.com can exclusively reveal the two are living together in Utah.

Jon's latest fling hails from Greenwich, Conn., and reportedly comes from a wealthy family.

Some call it an early mid-life crisis, others say Jon's just an ass. Either way, after a ten year-marriage and eight kids, this reality TV dad is making up for lost time!

*I can't accept that this guy is pulling cute, young girls. He must have dodged the asian curse of being hung like a hamster

*All those hair plugs have gone straight too his head

Fake Hills

(FOX News)

Heidi Montag's Plastic Surgery Obesession: Is she the new Joan Rivers?

After Heidi Montag's weeks-long hiatus from the public eye (that's a long time for her), fans were beginning to wonder what had happened to the “Hills” star.

But in a new interview with People magazine, the 23-year-old star is opening up about what could be a dangerous addiction to plastic surgery.

Montag admits that on November 20 of last year, she underwent 10 surgeries in just one day. Heidi’s disturbing revelation, coupled with her new look, begs the question: Is Heidi on track to becoming the next Joan Rivers?

*For your next operation, do yourself a favor and have your lips sewn shut. Both pair. That way we don't have to hear you sing anymore and there's no chance your retarded husband can have a mini-tard.

*10 surgeries in one day? You really only need one. Have that boil (your husband) removed from your ass.